Made it 25 years as of today. Here’s to never taking yourself too seriously and having the best friends and family a person could ask for.
By Harrison Weinhold
I have 9 million hairdressers on my friends list but have no idea where any of you work. I can’t fuck with hair cuttery anymore because they botch 70% of the time. All the barbers I know only cut black people hair. Why can’t a whitey just get his beautiful locks cut without going on a scavenger hunt?
And when you pray, you must not be like the hypocrites. For they love to stand and pray in the synagogues and at the street corners, that they may be seen by others. Truly, I say to you, they have received their reward. But when you pray, go into your room and shut the door and pray to your Father who is in secret. And your Father who sees in secret will reward you.
Moments ago, the Washington, D.C. City Council voted to decriminalize marijuana possession.
The bill, which goes into effect this summer, replaces criminal penalties of up to six months in jail and a $1,000 fine - with a civil penalty (similar to a parking ticket) of $25 for possession of up to an ounce of marijuana. It also decriminalizes marijuana paraphernalia.